Charity Auctioneer? That's what we are talking about isn't it? I mean, if you've a £3,000,000 Monet to shift you're going to be hot-footing it to Christie's or Southeby's, not to the Top MC! I've lost count of the number of times I've worked events with Celeb's who have declined to run the auction no matter what the persuasion or coercion. So guess who cops it? Yep, yours truly!